Enjoy watching the full movie Machete Kills online after the simple registration! Storyline During an operation of a Mexican Cartel, Machete Cortez and Sartana Rivera intercept the criminals alone, but another group arrives and a masked man kills Sartana. Machete is arrested, accused of killing his beloved Sartana and Sheriff Doakes hangs Machete. But the President of the USA Rathcock pardons and recruits Machete to kill the revolutionary Marcos Mendez that has threatened the USA with a missile with a bomb. Machete goes to San Antonio to meet the Miss San . more During an operation of a Mexican Cartel, Machete Cortez and Sartana Rivera intercept the criminals alone, but another group arrives and a masked man kills Sartana. Machete is arrested, accused of killing his beloved Sartana and Sheriff Doakes hangs Machete. But the President of the USA Rathcock pardons and recruits Machete to kill the revolutionary Marcos Mendez that has threatened the USA with a missile with a bomb. Machete goes to San Antonio to meet the Miss San Antonio Blanca Vasquez that will be the liaison between Machete and President Rathcock. Then Machete goes to the brothel of Madame Desdemona to seek out the prostitute Cereza that is Mendez's mistress. Machete meets Mendez and learns that his heart is connected to the missile and only the arm dealer Luther Voz is capable to disarm the bomb. Now Machete needs to bring Mendez to the USA in less than twenty-four hours and save his new country in a dangerous journey with betrayals. Machete Kills movie on: | DOWNLOAD Machete Kills 2013
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a very good sequal. It is a little over the top, but that is what makes the Machete movies so good.
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What Machete should be08 January 2014
If you loved the first machete you'll love the second. campy, cheesy, gore, violence, sex, sexy dressed women. What Robert Rodriguez does best!!!
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THERE WAS ENOUGH FEMALE NOT ONE BIT OF TIT IT WAS ARIGHT ONLY BECAUSE MACHETE IS A COOL MAN
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Violent, silly, embarrassing, clumsy, confusing, juvenile, occasionally offensive, occasionally a little bit fun.
Machete is back. Did we want him back? Who fuckin’ cares? He’s back anyway, in the sequel to the movie of the minute-long faux trailer which appeared in a double-bill feature. more
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Machete Kills21 December 2013
I loved it. The bottom line is this, this movie is not for everyone. Some people just do not get these movies. They are a tribute to old B-movies, it is supposed to be so bad it is good. I find the machete movies entertaining and they are hilarious. Wish people could just enjoy them instead of. more
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Until your eyes glaze over after about a half-hour, “Machete Kills” might put a twisted smirk of guilty amusement on your face. The high point of those opening minutes is a fantastically gaudy fake trailer for a sequel, “Machete Kills Again . In Space,” which embodies the director Robert Rodriguez’s nostalgia for trashy B-movie exploitation flicks.
All too soon, “Machete Kills” collapses into a deranged, directionless splatter comedy that exhausts its bag of tricks, many of them recycled from this grindhouse auteur’s 2010 spoof, “Machete.” Even the cleverest new toy, a weapon that turns bodies inside out, is so unimaginatively deployed that it’s good for a yawn.
Once again, Danny Trejo — the monosyllabic, stone-faced 69-year-old actor who resembles a craggier, pint-size younger cousin of Willie Nelson — is the absurdly indestructible title character. Here he is enlisted by the United States president (Charlie Sheen, credited by his real name, Carlos Estevez) to forestall catastrophe. The weaselly chief executive, who is shown being distracted in bed by several pliable babes who pass him the red phone from hand to hand, is not the sort of leader to inspire confidence.
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The threat comes from Mendez (Demian Bichir), a Mexican drug lord and revolutionary with multiple personality disorder and an explosive device implanted in his heart. Should anything happen to that organ, a nuclear missile will be triggered to wipe out Washington.
It isn’t until the second half of the movie that we meet the bomb’s diabolical creator, Voz (Mel Gibson), a billionaire arms dealer intent on spreading chaos around the globe while he and his inner circle gleefully look down from outer space. From the moment Machete dons a spacesuit, the film turns into the sloppiest imitation of a James Bond movie ever made.
“Machete” is stuffed with Mr. Rodriguez’s version of Bond girls, the most lethal being Desdemona (Sofia Vergara), the man-hating madam of a brothel, who, in revenge for her father’s abuse, feasted on his genitals and turned her breasts and crotch into lethal weapons.
Amber Heard plays Machete’s duplicitous handler, a blond bombshell who wins the Miss San Antonio contest. Walton Goggins, Cuba Gooding Jr., Antonio Banderas and Lady Gaga all play the same shape-shifting assassin, who peels off a mask to reveal each new identity.
With its desperate stunt casting, witless “Star Wars” allusions and bloat that suggests that Mr. Rodriguez got carried away, “Machete Kills” loses its mojo. It commits the unpardonable sin of being dull.
“Machete Kills” is rated R (Under 17 requires an accompanying parent or adult guardian) for intense, bloody violence; strong language; and sexual content.